perjantaina, maaliskuuta 14, 2008

Jos täti olisi setä

Entä jos Ilkka Kanerva olisi nainen?
Harrastan nyt ilmeisesti sukupuolista syrjintää, kun totean, että Helsingin Sanomien politiikan toimittaja Martta Nieminen on nainen. Vai onko tuo vielä syrjintää vai vasta se, kun sanon, että sen huomaa.

Nieminen paheksuu Ilkka Kanervan käytöstä ja on sitä mieltä, että naispoliitikoilta tuollaista käytöstä ei olisi suvaittu (HS, 13.3., sivu 5).

"Entä jos peruspalveluministeri Paula Risikko (kok.) olisi lähetellyt stripparipojille viestejä, jotka olisivat levinneet julkisuuteen? Tai maa- ja metsätalousministeri Sirkka-Liisa Anttila (kesk.)? Tai työministeri Tarja Cronberg (vihr.)?

Taitaisivat olla entisiä ministereitä aika äkkiä. Ainakin poliittinen uskottavuus menisi kerralla."

Höh.

Jos Risikon, Anttilan tai Cronbergin viestit olisivat tulleet julkisuuteen, heitähän ylistettäisiin naistenlehdissä voimanaisina, jotka ottivat kohtalonsa omiin käsiinsä.

"Näissä tytöissä on naarasenergiaa!" toteaisi Voimala-ohjelman haastattelema Lenita Airisto.

"Onnea ei anneta, se otetaan. Nyt nautimme naiseudestamme täysillä!" toteaisi ministerikolmikko Anna-lehden harvinaisessa kolmoishaastattelussa.

Kansanedustaja Marjukka Karttunen tunnusti uudessa kirjassaan, että odotusaikana hän ajatteli aamuin illoin pelkkää seksiä.

Tällaista paljastusta ei yhdeltäkään miespoliitikolta ikinä, missään tilanteessa hyväksyttäisi. Vai miltä kuulostaisi Ilkka Kanervan suusta tunnustus: "Minulla oli erektio aamusta iltaan." Täysin mahdoton ajatus. Kanerva kivitettäisiin seuraavana aamuna.

Miespoliitikon ei sovi puhua muuten kuin pahoitellen, jos hän on joskus seksiä ohimennen sattunut ajattelemaan. Kadun, ja parannan tapani, on nöyrästi todettava eduskuntaryhmän puheenjohtajan puhuttelussa.

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