Tiger Woods is a Narcissist, Not a Sex Addict
Tiger Woods told mistress Kalika Moquin: I will leave my wife in a flash:
The friend said Tiger joked to Moquin that the only time he enjoyed sex with Elin was when they did role play in the bedroom and she put on a brunette wig. Elin was a cold fish and they rarely had sex.
Hugh Hefner wasn't surprised one bit when he heard about allegations of Tiger Woods cheating on his wife.
"I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised,"
Tiger Woods Jokes: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
- What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Of course, Elin is actually Swedish. But poetic license is allowed in jokes.)
- What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
- Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're you can beat Tiger with.