Apua, huumeita

Rosa Meriläisen "huumesekoilusta" on noussut elämää suurempi kohu. Itse olisin paljon yllättyneempi, jos joku Vihreitten jäsen ei olisi käyttänyt huumeita. Eikä sovi unohtaa sitäkään, että kannabiskokeilu vastaa suurinpiirtein keskioluen juontikokeilua. Ilmeisesti huumekokeilulle ei saa missään tapauksessa antaa sitä mitätöntä media-arvoa, joka sille kuuluisi, vaan asiaa on paisuteltava suhteettomiin mittasuhteisiin lasten pelottelemiseksi. No, Rosan mainehan vaan kasvaa tuollaisesta älyttömyyksiin menevästä jeesustelusta ja tuomitsemisesta ja äänisaalis tulevissa vaaleissa sen kun komistuu.

Naisten yleisin avioliittostrategia ja sen seuraukset?

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.

Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

Norja myöntää tupakoinnille ihmisoikeuden statuksen.

Feministin ja miehen dialogi:

FEMINIST: And circumcised girls must be called "genitally mutilated," while circumcised boys remain..."normal."
MAN: Okay.
FEMINIST: After sex, I get three choices (birth, abortion, or adoption). You get none.
MAN: Okay
FEMINIST: I can kill your child, or make you pay for 25 years, or give it away.
MAN: Okay
FEMINIST: I can join the army and never fight.
MAN: Okay
FEMINIST: I can wear what I want, but you can't look at what you want.
MAN: Okay
FEMINIST: I'm rough and tough, but can sue for name-calling.
MAN: Okay
FEMINIST: I can come in 70th in a Marathon and still get first-place prizes.
MAN: Okay
FEMINIST: I want all the benefits of marriage post-divorce, not the burdens. You must keep all burdens and lose all benefits.
MAN: Okay.
FEMINIST: If I say you made booga-booga eyes at me, I get to call the cops and have you arrested.
MAN: Okay.
FEMINIST: I can kill you and say you provoked me. You can't lay a hand on me since "There's NEVER an excuse to hit a woman."
MAN: Okay.
FEMINIST: I get to go back to school, or stay at home. You must work.
MAN: Okay.
FEMINIST: You have to pay child-support (CS) to me. I don't have to tell you how I spend it or if I use it on myself.
MAN: Okay.